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There's a ghost that hangs around.
[music]
I've seen it in [music] the mirror
smiling back at me.
I have heard it [music] whisper,
"I won't [singing] let you sleep."
Top of the morning, y'all. I hope you're
doing good. I got the big guy back with
me today. Uh he had to go to the vet, so
he missed the last video. I think they
put a thermometer up his butt, and he he
wouldn't have Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I wasn't supposed to tell that part. I
broke bro code. I'm sorry. That was
between you and me.
[laughter]
But, he is good, and he's back with me
today. Y'all, I just want to tell you,
this is going to be a good one right
here. I don't know if you know this, but
y'all are famous. Did you understand
that? I'm not just talking about um you
the red light cameras and everywhere you
go that you're getting photographed and
all that kind of stuff. I'm talking
about every time you switch cars, every
time you pick your nose, they are
watching. These are red light cameras on
steroids designed by Satanist perverts
who stupidly think that they can
ultimately stop crime if we just have
cameras like every 5 ft across America.
This right here is what a Flock camera
looks like. Anybody over 40, I'm finding
a lot of people just don't know,
especially over 50. Y'all have to
understand what this crap looks like
right here. This is the evil that we're
up against.
It completely breaks the Fourth
Amendment. It's unconstitutional. And if
we don't do something about it through
channels like mine and channels
um that have a lot of influence,
they're going to just pick up steam more
and more and more every day until we
don't have any privacy at all. I am so
proud, though, of the youth. The youth
and the spirit that they're taking upon
themselves to go against this garbage is
unbelievable.
If you don't think this is as perverted
and freaky and dystopian as I do, I just
want to take y'all back to like 1991.
If some dude in your neighborhood went
out on the main road that he doesn't
even live on, and he hangs a big old
video camera up real high, and he puts a
video camera up on it and just presses
record.
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And all the neighbors watched him do it.
His neighbors would run him out of town
faster than a Dodge Challenger leaves
the crime scene.
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It would be over so quickly because
everybody knew that was wrong. Everybody
knew that was perverted and weird. I
believe y'all, as you've known for a
long, long time, that to lose your
privacy is to be devalued as a human.
It's the ultimate insult. And, you know,
the Flock cameras, they believe that
they have a right to see into every
single aspect of your life. So, in
today's video, I'm going to tell y'all
what not to do. Don't ever do these
things.
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And the first thing is going to be don't
ever, ever approach one of these poles
with a sawzall. Okay? If you do that,
and you start cutting around them,
they're just going to fall down, and we
want to make sure that Big Brother has a
chance to to really put cameras in your
area and always be watching you. This is
going to really hinder them from
watching you. So, please, please, please
don't vandalize these kind of things and
and cut them down with a a sawzall cuz
they'll fall down really quick. Next,
don't label all the Flock cameras in
your area by using deflock.org. You
don't want to do that because if you
label them, then people with bad
intentions are going to cut them down.
Number three, do not, under any
circumstances, buy a $50 high-powered
blue or green laser from Amazon and
shine it directly onto the Flock cameras
because that's going to damage them,
y'all. That's going to damage the
sensors, and it's going to make them
unable to spy on you, and we definitely
don't want that. Number four,
do not, under any circumstances, use the
camera map on deflock.org to find the
cameras in your area and spray them with
a a spray paint extender that you see
some of these these awful people using.
They come up from behind them, and they
they spray the
the front of the camera. They're not
going to be able to see nothing. I mean,
come on, guys. Grow up.
Number five,
these Flock cameras are attached using a
simple 8-mm socket. So, please don't
carry around 8-mm sockets. You're just
going to be tempted to use them, okay?
Number six.
Do not buy a pair of the uh what do they
call them? The Vader facial recognition
blocking sunglasses because that's going
to prevent Flock from finding out who
you are in case you accidentally just
ran into one too hard and they consider
it vandalism. Number seven. If you're
caught uh you're going to have like a
class four misdemeanor, which is serious
business, y'all. This is private
property. A class four misdemeanor means
you're looking at community service if
you get caught. So, I mean I hope you
feel the weight of what's going on here.
Number eight. Do not go around telling
all the homeless people that the Flock
cameras have about 10 lb of copper
inside them because look, it's going to
give them way too many ideas and they're
going to try to get rich quick. Number
nine.
Definitely, definitely do not attend any
of the city planning meetings and argue
against these cameras because we all
love Peter Thiel and we love Big Brother
and we love mass surveillance. We want
to make sure that he's able to keep
doing his job. All right. At the end of
the day, y'all, just remember that these
things do not belong to the city. They
are private property of a very, very
perverted company that believes that
they should be turning our lives into a
real-life Hunger Games. Oh, and number
10, by the way, I forgot to tell you
about this. Don't buy those lasers and
donate them to a bunch of 14- year-old
kids this summer with nothing else to do
because they might actually, you know,
accidentally damage one of these things
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