Cemetery Board — 2026-04-21

“They came for the minutes. They stayed for the motion.”

When Cemetery Board convenes on April 21, 2026, First Mate Marina dives for the sunken agenda while Captain D raises his lantern over the murk of civic jargon. Pip tallies every vote from the wheelhouse of the steamboat "Public Record." SPECIAL FEATURE: the original agenda packet is enclosed on this tape. Captain D and his crew sail the municipal waterways, lifting the fog off the public record so anyone can follow along.